White Artificial Orchid Bush 85cm Tall Flowering Plant
A Rather Marvellous Faux Orchid That Actually Looks Rather Real
Look, we'll be honest with you. We were thoroughly sceptical about artificial plants until we encountered this splendid specimen. It's rather good, actually. The sort of thing that makes visitors do a double take before realising, with mild embarrassment, that it's not real. Which is precisely the point.
Why Choose Our White Orchid Bush
Glorious Scale and Impact: At a proper 85cm tall and 70cm wide, this isn't some bashful little corner decoration. It commands attention in the way only a genuinely large flowering plant can. Utterly fetching.
Extraordinary Detail: Someone has taken rather a lot of care here. Nine verdant leaves and 56 pristine white flowers, each one crafted with the sort of meticulous attention that makes you wonder if the artisans were showing off. They were. We appreciate that.
Instantly Impressive: Comes nestled in a plain black plastic pot, but slip it into a larger planter and watch the transformation. Suddenly you're the sort of person who owns statement plants. Rather nice feeling, that.
Zero Maintenance: No watering, no fussing, no tragic wilting at 3am. Just permanent, fabulously made botanical style.
Product Details
Height: 85cm from floor to highest bloom
Width: 70cm across
Composition: 9 leaves, 56 white flowers
Pot: Black plastic weighted base, approximately 16cm wide and 13cm tall
Best For: Living rooms, offices, hallways, anywhere that deserves a bit of botanical grandeur without the commitment issues
Rather splendid for anyone who appreciates the aesthetics of orchids but lacks either the patience or the inexplicable ability to keep plants alive. Which, let's face it, is most of us.
There is no warehouse. That is rather the point, and it does have consequences.
Every brand here packs and posts its own orders, in its own boxes, with tracked delivery. The brands you can see are the ones that ship to your country, so your parcel is usually making a fairly short journey: a potter in Bristol posting to Britain, a studio in California posting within America.
Which does mean that an order from three brands arrives as three parcels, posted by three different people, on three different days. Whether that is an inconvenience or a small extended birthday rather depends on your temperament. It also means three lots of postage, shown before you pay, because we would rather mention it here than at the till.
Roughly how long
UK Domestic: 2–5 business days
Coming from further afield: 7–14 days. Usually quicker, but let's not prmise and it will be a lovely surprise!
Estimates, not promises. Each brand sends its own tracking, so you will be kept extremely well
Need help? Just ask.Our small team is here.
Fourteen days from delivery to tell us you have changed your mind, and fourteen more to get it back to us. No reason required, and we will not make you give one.
You are allowed to open it and try it on. Handle it as you would in a shop, and we will not quibble. Handle it as you would a rental car and we may deduct something for the difference.
Return postage is yours to pay, because the brand at the other end is a workshop rather than a warehouse. Some cover it themselves, and if yours does you will not be charged. Whatever you paid us to send it out, we refund either way, and the money goes back the way it came within fourteen days of the parcel reaching the brand.
A few things cannot come back, and only these: anything made or personalised to your order, sealed beauty products once the seal is broken, and anything perishable.
If something arrives damaged, faulty or not as described, none of the above applies. It costs you nothing, and we sort it.
Just email mail@brixbailey.com — we'll guide you through it.
Bought together
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