Giant Pink Orchid Plant Artificial 189 Real Touch Flowers
A Rather Splendid Faux Orchid That Won't Wilt on Your Watch
Look, we'll be honest. We've gone rather overboard with this one. One hundred and eighty-nine individual Real Touch flowers on a single plant. Each petal feels genuinely orchid-like, which is either marvellous or deeply unsettling depending on your relationship with botanicals. Either way, it's quite the showstopper.
Why Choose Our Giant Pink Orchid Plant
Real Touch Technology: Each of the 189 flowers is crafted to feel authentically orchid-like. Run your finger across a petal. Go on. We'll wait. That's the sort of tactile realism that separates this from the plastic imposters gathering dust in garden centres.
Gloriously Tall and Impressively Architectural: Standing at 150 centimetres with a generous 70 centimetre spread, this is a statement piece that commands attention without actually saying anything. Rather good for filling awkward corners or making your living room feel rather less empty.
Adaptable to Your Space: The stems are fully wired, meaning you can shape, bend, and coax this plant into whatever configuration your room demands. It's rather like having a fabulously made sculptural element that happens to look like an orchid.
Weighted and Stable: The included plastic pot is properly weighted, so this isn't going anywhere. No toppling. No drama. Just serene, permanent floral beauty.
Product Details
Overall Dimensions: 150 centimetres tall by 70 centimetres wide by 70 centimetres deep, as arranged
Pot Specifications: 27 centimetres diameter by 23 centimetres height, plastic construction
Flower Count: 189 individual Real Touch blooms
Stem Structure: Fully wired for customisable shaping
This is the sort of piece that actually improves with age, never requiring water, sunlight, or the sort of botanical expertise that most of us frankly lack. Rather marvellous, really. Add it to your home before someone else does.
There is no warehouse. That is rather the point, and it does have consequences.
Every brand here packs and posts its own orders, in its own boxes, with tracked delivery. The brands you can see are the ones that ship to your country, so your parcel is usually making a fairly short journey: a potter in Bristol posting to Britain, a studio in California posting within America.
Which does mean that an order from three brands arrives as three parcels, posted by three different people, on three different days. Whether that is an inconvenience or a small extended birthday rather depends on your temperament. It also means three lots of postage, shown before you pay, because we would rather mention it here than at the till.
Roughly how long
UK Domestic: 2–5 business days
Coming from further afield: 7–14 days. Usually quicker, but let's not prmise and it will be a lovely surprise!
Estimates, not promises. Each brand sends its own tracking, so you will be kept extremely well
Need help? Just ask.Our small team is here.
Fourteen days from delivery to tell us you have changed your mind, and fourteen more to get it back to us. No reason required, and we will not make you give one.
You are allowed to open it and try it on. Handle it as you would in a shop, and we will not quibble. Handle it as you would a rental car and we may deduct something for the difference.
Return postage is yours to pay, because the brand at the other end is a workshop rather than a warehouse. Some cover it themselves, and if yours does you will not be charged. Whatever you paid us to send it out, we refund either way, and the money goes back the way it came within fourteen days of the parcel reaching the brand.
A few things cannot come back, and only these: anything made or personalised to your order, sealed beauty products once the seal is broken, and anything perishable.
If something arrives damaged, faulty or not as described, none of the above applies. It costs you nothing, and we sort it.
Just email mail@brixbailey.com — we'll guide you through it.
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